I prepared a speech for today, in the case that Joey might have mentioned to our ENG 123 class that today is my birthday.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm humbled to be recognized like this today. Now, I'm not sure that I deserve this, but thank you. It means a lot to me.

I wrote something, and I'd like to share it with all of you.

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And #20 and #7 will go the rest of their lives never knowing what it feels like to beat a Buckeye.

Happy Birthday to me.
O H.

I almost got run over by a car last night. On my way to work. I was crossing Church and a girl in a dark blue Jetta took a fast left turn off Campus and missed me by six inches. She slammed her breaks ten feet beyond me, as I stood in the middle of the street cursing her out. It ended up stopping traffic in the middle of the intersection, and ( Read more... )

In conclusion:

It's not just a game.

It's the only good reason that people born in Ohio have for staying in Ohio.
It's the one day of the year that Ohioans can redeem themselves for living in Purgatory.
This is our chance to break away from the monotony of our self-imposed punishments and be something that the rest of the country can envy.

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